[ALBSA-Info] Fwd: Albania, Albania...

[Mimoza Meholli]

>From: "Jim Satterwhite" <satterwhitej at bluffton.edu>

>Enver Hoxha, dictator of Albania, dies and due to a bureaucratic mixup
>is sent to socialist heaven.  Of course, once there he has to stand in
>line as St.Peter is interviewing the candidates for socialist heaven
>ahead of him.
>Ludwig von Beethoven is first.
>St.Peter says:  "Who are you?"
>Beethoven says: "Eh ?"
>St.Peter waves his arms and cures Beethoven and says : "Who are you ?"
>Beethoven says:  "Ludwig von Beethoven"
>St.Peter says:  "Do you have any papers?"
>Beethoven says:  "No."
>St.Peter says:    "Then you will have to prove it."
>Beethoven says:  "Give me a choir of angels."
>
>St.Peter calls the angels forward and watches Beethoven conduct the Ninth.
>St.Peter smiles and says: "Wonderful.  Welcome, Ludwig."
>Beethoven goes in.
>
>Shakespeare is next.
>St.Peter says:  "Who are you ?"
>Shakespeare says:  "William Shakespeare"
>St.Peter says:  "Do you have any papers ?
>Shakespeare says:  "No."
>St.Peter says:    "Then you will have to prove it."
>Shakespeare says:  "Give me a pen and paper."
>
>St.Peter does and watches Shakespeare write a new sonnet.
>St.Peter smiles and says: "Wonderful.  Welcome, William."
>Shakespeare goes in.
>
>Finally it is Hoxha's turn.
>St.Peter says:  "Who are you ?"
>Hoxha says:  "Enver Hoxha, General Secretary of the Communist Party of
>        Albania"
>St.Peter says:  "Do you have any papers ?
>Hoxha says:  "No."
>St.Peter says:    "Then you will have to prove it,
>   just like Beethoven and Shakespeare."
>Hoxha says:  "Beethoven... Shakespeare ?   Who are they ?"
>St.Peter says:     "Wonderful.  Welcome, General Secretary."
>Hoxha goes in.
>


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