[ALBSA-Info] Fw: Jesus was . . . . . . . .]] (fwd)

[Eriola Kruja]

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three reason to believe that he was albanian
1 gjithmon ai bridhte nga nje vend ne tjetrin-emigrant pa letra
2 merrej gjithmon me hallet e te tjereve
3 u ngrit nga varri duke marre shembullin e paraardhesit te vet,Kostandinit te Dorontines
 
 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS MEXICAN
1.   His firs name was Jesus
2.   He was bilingual
3.   He was always being harassed by the authorities
 
 But then there were equally good arguments that........
 
 JESUS WAS BLACK
1.   He called everybody "brother"
2.   He liked Gospel
3.   He couldn't get a fair trial
 
 But then there were equally good arguments that....

JESUS WAS ITALIAN
1.   He talked with his hands
2.   He had wine with every meal
3.   He used olive oil
 
 But then there were equally good arguments that. . . .
 
 JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN
1.   He never cut his hair
2.   He walked around barefoot
3.   He started a new religion
 
 But then there were equally good arguments that.  . . .
 
 JESUS WAS IRISH
1.   He never got married
2.   He was always telling stories
3.   He loved green pastures
 
But perhaps the most compelling evidence. . . .
 
 THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN
1.   He had to feed a crowd at a moment' s notice when there was no food
2.   He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it!
3.   Even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was more work.